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NobleSavage
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 Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:40 pm Post subject: Bernie and Phyl are witches |
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http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2010/03..._MostPop_Emailed2
I'm scared of old people. I'm scared of crazy people, too. But more scared of old people.
Bernie and Phyl are flat out I-just-made-wee-wee-in-my-big-boy-pants terrifying. If I was fighting a Chaos army and Bernie and Phyl took the field wearing crowns of pure Taint, I would not even be surprised.
For they are made of evil.
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tinfoil
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Well, now I'm trying to imagine what a "crown of pure taint" would look like.
But not too hard.
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mace_ace
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"Going public"? She's been shaking like a tahitian fat chick in commercials for years. We all knew she had a newvour disourder. I though she had parkinsons dfisease or whatever makes Michael J Fox get all twitchy.
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NobleSavage
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| Quote: | | She's been shaking like a tahitian fat chick in commercials for years. |
The degenerative nerve disease symptoms were only one part of the special terror of those commercials. Sometimes their kids would show up. You've seen that clip of Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee from Burton's Alice in Wonderland?
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mace_ace
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I've seen their kids and it's horrifying. BTW I mean Chilean fat chicks just to cash in on the earthquake joke fad. My bad.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:31 am Post subject: |
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| mace_ace wrote: | | BTW I mean Chilean fat chicks just to cash in on the earthquake joke fad. My bad. |
I thought maybe it was a really awkward hula joke. |
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mace_ace
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Yeah that works too.
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I always thought it was the savings that was making her shake.
oops, my bad. |
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NobleSavage
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Remember the "demons" that Tim Robbins kept seeing in Jacob's Ladder? The ones that seemed to frenetically vibrate while standing still? I assumed her shaking was of that variety.
And their jingle was clearly penned by a Tzeenchian madman.
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