DorkaMorka Blood Bowl League

DorkaMorka Blood Bowl League: Season III

DorkaBowl II Winner - Ian

Team news: The WBoK (LGE)

I caught up with match MVP, Mouse after the WBoK managed to triumph over Mini Mean this past evening.
BB: Congratulations on your recent win (BB chuckling slightly). What was it like taking the field where the majority of fans had turned out for the Halflings?
Mouse: I want to say, for the re ... [more]

Posted Sun Feb 5 2012 12:32:06

Match: Mini Mean™ 0—2 The WBoK (LGE)

Tilea: Stadio degli Innocenti

A small throng of fans (get it?, sorry Bob) turned out to back their home town favorite, Mini-Mean. The much trammeled troupe of Halflings had recently climbed to 50% after their back to back trouncing of The Crying Game and most recently the Goober Balls. Taking to the field sporting their brand new puppy kicker jerseys, the club had high hopes of adding the even more trammeled upon WBoK to their recent list of triumphs. The WBoK, though they had recently shaken up the clubhouse, were on a five game losing streak. This, of course, was nothing new for the WBoK as they had gone eight games before winning their first contest against the D-Con Devils back in DMBBL season two.

Skies darkened and burst into Pouring Rain as the short kick landed squarely in the hands of the opposing line. Hickory was so excited by the play he took root as the line of Treeman, featuring Deeproot, surged into the Bunny line. Tereis the Huntress would spend the next two turns learning just how Halflings played the game as she absorbed multiple cleats to the face, broken bottles, and other dirty Halfling savagery. The WBoK patiently fell into a layered defense, sniping at available targets until an opening was ground into the Halfling line. The ball was sprung loose at the very end of the drive with either side unable to recover at the end of the half.

A brief delay of game occured in between halfs as a scuffle seemed to break out in the WBoK dugout. Team Captain, Alkinoe the Mightly was seen attempting to crawl out of the dug out with what looked like a whip around her neck. Several minutes went buy before the War Bunnies emerged in haste from the team dugout barely ahead of Ulrika Blackheart and her flashing whip. Shaken, the team lined up for their drive under perfect skies.

Alkinoe propmtly retrieved the ball and fell into position behind her teamates who believed they had fallen back out of Treeman range. Alkinoe barely had time to bark a few commands when she found out otherwise. Grabbing the nearest teamate, Deeproot wound up and pitched a perfect fastball directly into the WBoK ball carrier, springing the ball loose and sending Alkinoe to the KO bin. Retrieving the ball, the WBoK advanced under continued Deeproot fire. Deeproot nearly scored a replay on his toss, but his teammate landed short. Brazenly the halfling projectile attempted an uphill tackle, though his courage was answered with a swift boot to the face from Mouse and he was escorted to the infirmary. Mouse crossed the finish line shortly thereafter.

Leaping out of the KO box, Alkinoe lined up the WBoK again and the now higly motivated troupe blitzed the halfling line at the kickoff. Wasting no time the WBoK pushed their way up the right side of the field looking for a hat trick. Birch attempted to say otherwise, hurling another teamate directly at Mouse, knocking both to the pitch and the ball out of bounds. An eager crowd hurled the ball into mid field where Helena Thermodosa was able to scoop it up and race in for the second touchdown. Mini-Mean set up again, though by now repeated Halfling Artillery plays and general rough housing had greatly reduced their lines (that and Jimmie attempting to set a record for double skulls and fumbles). The game ended without a Halfling score, though the Treeman had seen to Areto Thraso and Toxaris Plieades missing next game. ... [more]

Posted Sat Feb 4 2012 22:45:36 (last edited Sun Feb 5 2012 12:15:41) by Derek

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Team news: Grognak'z Guttaz

FLABRAD DEAD

In last night's embarrassing showing against the Cursed Earth Stalkers, Flabrad finally got what was coming to him. Cut down early in the first half, 'Ead Koach Grognak made the tough decision to reserve Dok Zoidbork's services for later in the game rather than save the Rookie B ... [more]

Posted Fri Feb 3 2012 9:07:44

Match: Grace And Fire 1—5 Michigan J. Frrrogs™

THE BIG HOUSE -- It was a squamous day, cold and rainy, with sheets of the wet stuff saturating the pitch, as the up and coming Chaos Pact team, Grace And Fire, had its win streak snapped against the limber Michigan J. Frrrogs. In a 5-1 rout the amphibians proved their worth against an ineffective a ... [more]

Posted Thu Feb 2 2012 22:17:22 (last edited Sat Feb 4 2012 7:00:31) by afeinman

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Team news: Michigan J. Frrrogs™

At this morning's press conference, Michigan J Frrrogs captain and leader David Terrrell was asked about the challenges the franchise will face coming down towards the end of this third season of DMBBL.

"All season long we have trrried to take things one game at a time. It was a rrrough to s ... [more]

Posted Mon Jan 30 2012 16:38:42

League: Top 8 Teams

Name	PTS	W	L	D	GF	GA	CAS
Midnight Marauders	20	6	0	1	21	11	12
Michigan J. Frrrogs™	18	5	1	1	21	9	4
Grace And Fire	18	5	1	1	18	12	19
Vhaeraun's Blades	17	3	0	4	23	13	2
Cursed Earth Stalkers	14	3	3	1	8	11	16
The Screaming Balls	13	4	1	0	17	6	9
Grognak'z Guttaz	13	3	4	0	13	15	10
Roaring Rabbits	13	2	3	2	12	13	3

Most Recent Matches

Home		Away
Mini Mean™	0—2	The WBoK (LGE)	Show
The Pride of Pangaea	0—3	Roaring Rabbits	Show
Cursed Earth Stalkers	2—1	Grognak'z Guttaz	Show
Grace And Fire	1—5	Michigan J. Frrrogs™	Show
Midnight Marauders	3—3	Vhaeraun's Blades	Show

League: Casualty Leaders

Name	#	Value
Jack Bowser	9	140k
Stab-Bash	9	190k
Blookums	8	220k
Stebben Oreknuckle	7	200k
Break-Break	6	150k
Phaos Dha Ghur	5	170k
Rivergruff	5	150k
Rogre (The Rat Ogre)	4	170k

League: Touchdown Leaders

Name	#	Value
Trahuk da Takla	9	220k
Khadar Darkheart	9	210k
Desmond Howarrrd	8	120k
Christa Speck	8	180k
Gunning Rutterton	7	170k
Brash 'tigor	6	130k
Running Gutterton	5	140k
Menghil the Mangler	5	140k

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